"Dude Goes To Linux 12a/16" Episode XII: First Contact High (Part 1 of 3) INT. DUDE'S PC ROOM Smoke rolls into DUDE's PC room. DUDE *sniff* *sniff* DUDE gets up and walks into the living room. INT. DUDE'S LIVING ROOM HIPPIE DUDE sits on couch, inhaling from a water bong. The smoke is so thick that only basic forms can be made out. DUDE It smells terrible in here. H.D. exhales a plume of smoke. H.D. It smells delightful. DUDE Where are you? H.D. holds a lighter towards DUDE. H.D. Here, have a puff. DUDE Remember when I told Tech Dude you could stay here for a couple days if he helped me install linux? H.D. No? DUDE Well, that was over a year ago. DUDE And I _still_ don't have linux. H.D. What's a linux? DUDE It's a little flying penguin that developed his own unique style of Jiu-Jitsu. DUDE Don't you know anything? H.D. I'm high, Dude. DUDE I think I'm getting high too. DUDE The fog. It's so thick. DUDE I see dead people. DUDE *cough* *cough* H.D. That's not how it works. Dude leaves the living room and returns to his computer room. He closes the door. There is another Dude in the room. DUDE turns around sees DUDE #2. DUDE #2 Dude! DUDE #1 Dude! A third and forth Dude see DUDE. DUDES #3 and #4 Dude! Lights flash twice from DUDE's bedroom. DUDE #5 (from bedroom) Dude! DUDE #6 (from bedroom) Dude! DUDES #1, #2, #3 and #4 _Duuude._ DUDES #5 and #6 _Duuude._ Lights flash from DUDE's bedroom. DUDE #5, #6 and #7 (from bedroom) Dude! Title-text: Dude(s).