"Drive Through"
DUDE
...and three large fries with no salt, but then add the salt again.
DRIVE THROUGH
Um. Sorry, sir. Do you want salt or not?
DUDE
No, not salt at first. Then, after you make them, add some salt like normal.
DRIVE THROUGH
I don't understand.
DUDE
It's really quite simple.
I am trying to trick you into making fresh fries.
You see, you'll have to make fresh fries because I asked for no salt.
However, I actually do want salt. Hence, the re-adding of the salt.
If you were competent, and could simply refrain from serving cold fries, this could *all* be avoided.
DRIVE THROUGH
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$8.09 at the second window.
DUDE inspects his fries.
DUDE
Aw, man, they're all wet again.
When I was an almost-manager at Wendy's, a lot of my people would take the old fries and re-dip them in the fryer oil, thus stripping the salt from them and giving the illusion of freshness.
:gag: Oh gods, the horror of spit-laced fries! :O This is why I'm painstakingly nice to Drive-Thru people. I've been one before but, despite the frustration, I have never even been tempted to defile someone's food. Blech! >:P
... Why not just ask for fries with no salt, then carry a salt shaker with you or ask for dozens of those little salt packets, to avoid tipping your hand?
I kind of like burger king. Not the fries, of course, not as much as McDonalds. But then again, I worked at McDonalds for a year in high school, and I haven't eaten there since.