"Don't Open The Box"
It's a gift.
How do you open it?
It's a box that can't be opened.
I don't get it.
The real fun is the anticipation.
_What's in the box?_
Isn't it exciting?
I don't think it's working.
I guess anticipation is only fun when you know it's going to lead to disappointment.
I suppose knowledge of one's death is the ultimate disappointment.
So if you think about it, intelligent life forms would have to be designed this way.
In order to enjoy life, we have to enjoy anticipating the ultimate disappointment.
Thank you for the most depressing gift of all time.