"Democratic Internet Comments" TECH DUDE Wow, you're using reddit? CHRISTIAN GIRL Not anymore. [reddit headline: Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church] I thought I'd give it a try, but it's just so offensive. TECH DUDE That's just because you're an oversensitive zealot. CHRISTIAN GIRL Tech Dude. This is just wrong. This disgusting comedian made a video about priests having sex with young boys. TECH DUDE And how exactly is the parody worse than the reality? CHRISTIAN GIRL Tech Dude, I don't want to start this conversation again. TECH DUDE Then why are you still on reddit? CHRISTIAN GIRL I have to write a comment explaining how bad this is. TECH DUDE What? Louis CK is awesome - I'll have no part in this. TECH DUDE walks away. [ChristianGirl's comment: There is no excuse for this sort of behavior. A few terrible tragedies should not be associated with the whole and you all should be ashamed of yourselves for such blind generalization.] CHIRSTIAN GIRL is pleased with herself. [C.G. hits refresh button] [Reply to C.G.'s comment by iamlouisck: what's this bitch's problem?] [Reply to reply: I'm downvoting her so hard right now] [Reply to reply to reply: I'm downvoting her harder than a priest pounding an alter boy ] [Reply to reply #2: Holy shit it's Louis CK!] CHRISTIAN GIRL looks shocked with mouth agape. CHRISTIAN GIRL types away angrily. [C.G. comment: Is this really Louis CK? Don't you have something better to do? Catholic Bibles are not made from purity bricks pooped out by priests after having sex with innocent young boys!] CHRISTIAN GIRL Why do I keep getting downvoted? Enough of this nonsense! CHRISTIAN GIRL begins to move away from PC while turning back to eye-ball computer screen. [C.G. hits refresh button again] [Reply to C.G.'s comment by PopeBenedictXVI: The FDA carefully regulates Catholic Bible production. It is perfectly legal for paper pulp to contain less than 0.05% purity brick.] [Reply to reply: what the hell is the pope doing on reddit? this is creeping me out] [Reply to reply by PopeBenedictXVI: I enjoy the cat photographs.] [Reply to reply #2: you know, reddit is composed mostly of young males...] CHRISTIAN GIRL looks very disapproving. CHRISTIAN GIRL types away angrily. [C.G. comment: This is completely absurd. All of you are spreading the worst kind of lies! This is exactly what's wrong with our society!] CHRISTIAN GIRL Okay, now just walk away. CHRISTIAN GIRL hesitates leaving the computer once more. [C.G. hits refresh button again] [Reply to C.G.'s comment by IgnitiusPublishers: As the leading publisher of Catholic reading materials in the United States, I can confirm that we take the actual ratio of pulp to brick very seriously.] [Reply to reply by TheRealStevePerry: This bitch just won't stop believing] [Reply to reply by VictorsVector: Hey, look at how dumb she looks while she types http://i.imgur.com/BJTDp.png] CHRISTIAN GIRL How could they possibly have pictures of me? TECH DUDE standing by C.G. pointing camera (phone) at her.