"Crazy" SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK Tell me about your mother. PATIENT GUY Well, you know how mothers are. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK No, I don't. How are mothers? PATIENT GUY You don't have one? SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK Of course I do. I'm asking *you*. PATIENT GUY Well, first, they create you in their uteruses. Then, they push you out their - SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK You don't need to explain that. PATIENT GUY You asked. By the way - is it uteri or uteruses? I figure you shrinky types are good with English. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK scribbles something on her clipboard. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK Either one is correct. PATIENT GUY So, technically, I could have 3 uteruses over here and 5 uteri over there. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK I fail to see why this matters. PATIENT GUY I bet you have a nice uterus. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK *scribble* Please, refrain from talking about my uterus. PATIENT GUY What am I supposed to talk about? Your cervix? SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK *scribble* *scribble* Perhaps you could tell me why you're so interested in the female reproductive system. PATIENT GUY Yeah, perhaps I could. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK *scribble* Could you? PATIENT GUY Well, I don't know... maybe because I'm a *man*? And don't forget - *you* brought it up in the first place. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK *scribble* I asked you about your mother. Not her uterus. PATIENT GUY I honestly don't see what the difference is. SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK *scribble* PATIENT GUY What are you writing down there anyway? SHRINK DUDETTE CHICK Just some notes. INT. CLOSEUP SHOWING CLIPBOARD Clipboard has one word written on it ("EVERYTHING") with several underlines [more underlines on bonus frame]