"Can of Worms" INT. DUDE'S PC ROOM T.D. Can of worms? T.D. Really? Don't you think it's about time for some updated analogies. T.D. When was the last time you actually had to open a can of worms? DUDE Well... DUDE reaches under his desk and retrieves an open can of worms. DUDE It smells really bad. T.D. stares blankly at DUDE. DUDE I sort of wish I hadn't opened it. T.D. stares blankly at DUDE. T.D. Please remove the rotting invertebrate carcasses from my presence. DUDE begins to put the can back. DUDE Okay, but, I think you hurt their feelings. T.D. If you need to convey the idea of a unidirectional bad decision involving an access point, use a slightly less disgusting and much more modern expression. DUDE Like? T.D. You could say, that's like installing a new Windows release. DUDE I don't get it. T.D. Well, installing a new Windows release on your PC can lead to all sorts of regrets and there's no way to simply reverse the process without starting over. DUDE So, it's like opening a can of worms. T.D. nods into a defeated looking facepalm. Title-text: Eventually, a species of worm from northern Ireland gains basic intelligence, fights for worm rights, and works to abolish such outdated aphorisms in general.