"Black Cat Luck" GUY DUDE A black cat just crossed my path. That's bad luck. GIRL CHICK It's good luck in Great Britian, Ireland, Scotland, and Japan. GUY DUDE This isn't one of those countries. I'm screwed. GIRL CHICK That was the exact opposite of my point. GUY DUDE I knew something bad like this would happen. GIRL CHICK How so? GUY DUDE Because - just yesterday, a black cat crossed my path! GIRL CHICK Aren't there any sane people on this planet? GUY DUDE Oh, god! It's gone from recursive to exponential!