"Best Solution So Far: Presidents"
PROBLEM: Select a brilliant moral and strategic leader for our nation who puts the interests of all it's citizens above him/herself
Hey, this time let's vote for someone who actually gives a shit about us.
Yeah! Now you're talking!
BEST SOLUTION SO FAR: Find the two absurdly rich smooth-talking men who can accumulate the most money from massive heartless corporations and then argue relentlessly over which one will be different this time around
I just don't get it. He's Ivy League AND has billions in corporate bribe money. Why doesn't he care about us?
I'm just as confused as you are. Let's watch football.