"Dude Eats Bacon"
Sometimes, I like to make specialized prayers, just in case.
Dear, Giant Pig In The Sky:
I humbly approach thee in prayer to thank thou for producing Earth pigs in thy image.
If thy earthly swine be made in thine image, your deliciousness truly knows no bounds.
However, if the consumption of thy worldly flesh offends thee, I request from thou a sign.
And now, Dr. Sign joins us to explain the many dangers of eating bacon.
Any sign at all.
Crap. Grease fire. Guess I should turn off that burner after I finish this delicious bacon.
Mmm... table bacon.
Title-text: It's best to play it safe when it comes to the unknown.