"Assimilate" BORG DUDE Biological organism. Human. Your unique traits will be assimilated into the collective. Resistance is pretty much a waste of time. GUY Oh, great. Now that they've assimilated a few humans, they have a sense of humor... Look, Borg Dude. Get lost before I assimilate you. BORG DUDE "I need assimilated like I need another hole in my head." GUY Human jokes don't work for you. You're a collective. It doesn't any make sense when you use the word "I". BORG DUDE Our humor is incomplete. Must continue to assimilate humorous humans. BORG DUDE beging walking away. GUY Hey! Tags: humor humans assimilate Borg Dude