"The Army"
SOLDIER standing with gun saluting and grinning.
CAPTION
The Army
Because people want to kill us.
Title-text: The Internet: Because some people have to pleasure themselves.
"Well I thought about the Army,
Dad said, 'Son, you're f***ing high!'"
Yep, stuck in my head now. (Army by Ben Folds Five, for the lazy/Google-ly impaired.)
Heyyyy, my little brother's in the Army, thank you very much. And he's been in Afghanistan on deployment, too. But yes, I'm surprised he didn't die. He's rather stupid.