"Alternate Universe" How do you know you're in an alternate universe? My quantum sliding machine disappeared! Quantum sliding machine? That is such bullshit! I'm telling you - I'm a real-life slider! Personally, I think you're crazy. Dammit. I didn't get a spork with my nachos. What's a spork? I have two foons. Nooooo!!! [guy blows brains out]