"Alarm Clock Doll" ALARM CLOCK DOLL Good morning. GUY What's going on? ALARM CLOCK DOLL It's morning. GUY I know it's morning. What are you doing? ALARM CLOCK DOLL Waking you up. ALARM CLOCK DOLL Good morning. GUY The box said "The Alarm Clock Doll That Gives You A Personal Wake Up Call." ALARM CLOCK DOLL This is pretty personal. GUY This is pretty creepy. This is not how I want to be woke up at all. ALARM CLOCK DOLL So... are you going to get up? GUY Yeah. Whenever I *feel* like it. GUY Ow! Stop poking me! ALARM CLOCK DOLL *poke* *poke* ALARM CLOCK DOLL Do you *feel like it now? GUY I do not appreciate being manipulated in this way. ALARM CLOCK DOLL *poke* ALARM CLOCK DOLL *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* GUY Stop!!! ALARM CLOCK DOLL *poke* ALARM CLOCK DOLL I do not feel appreciated. GUY You are not appreciated. GUY Wait, what you are doing? ALARM CLOCK DOLL I have no purpose. ALARM CLOCK DOLL walks towards end of bed. No, don't do it! ALARM CLOCK DOLL jumps. ALARM CLOCK DOLL Aaaa! ALARM CLOCK DOLL This morning I die. But forever, I will haunt your dreams. GUY Well, I'm awake. GUY But I don't know if I'll ever sleep again. Title-text: He who awakens, forever sleeps.