"Action Movie" GUY1 I know you're back there. GUY1 I can hear you breathing. GUY2 Nice bluff. But I could have killed you. GUY1 Then why didn't you? GUY2 I guess this scene in the movie needs to be longer. DIRECTOR CUT! [Take 2] GUY1 I know you're back there. GUY1 I can hear you breathing. GUY2 Nice bluff. But I could have killed you. GUY1 Then why didn't you? GUY2 Because my gun is made of plastic. DIRECTOR CUT! [Take 3] GUY1 I know you're back there. GUY1 I can hear you breathing. GUY2 Nice bluff. But I could have killed you. GUY1 Then why didn't you? GUY2 Cooooookie crisp! DIRECTOR CUT! [Take 4] GUY1 I know you're back there. GUY1 I can hear you breathing. GUY2 Nice bluff. But I could have killed you. GUY1 Then why didn't you? GUY2 I forgot my line. DIRECTOR DAMMIT! FILM IS MONEY! GUY2 They're digital cameras. [Take 24] GUY1 I know you're back there. GUY1 I can hear you breathing. GUY2 stands up and points gun at GUY1. GUY2 Bang, bang, bang. You're dead. DIRECTOR walks into scene with loudspeaker. DIRECTOR Bang, bang, bang. You're fired. Title-text: *intense ambient music* "Because now you're there. And I'm here. And now, you're gonna be down there."