How're we supposed to tell you the comments are broken? We weren't able to comment!
*Blatantly ignores contact button*
I was away from the internet for a couple of days, and when I got back, the comments weren't working. I figured you'd probably had your inbox flooded with complaints by that point, and adding my own to that would just be irritating for you. I didn't say anything for your benefit!
Besides, we all hated you before, and we commented then. Right?